So you want to hook up with a vegan. We found the best vegan pick up lines on social media that are guaranteed to either get you a date or a slap. Use at your own risk.
1. Who said vegans don’t eat meat?
Vegan on the streets, pescatarian in the sheets and the only meat I eat is sausage.
2. Can’t really go wrong with veggie jokes
Do you like avocado? I like to avocuddle.
3. Perhaps your love interest is feeling generous
I could use a protein shot, if you know what I mean.
4. Going with the classic
Earthlings and chill?
5. Getting straight to the point
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
6. How about some vegetarian humor
You’re vegan? No way. I’m vegetarian, or is that too cheesy?
7. You could probably use some B12
Hey I’m a vegan, how would you feel about helping me out with a B12 deficiency?
You must be seitan cause you’re hot as hell.
9. I see what you did there
I’m vegan mostly for the chicks.
10. Yup, doesn’t count
I may not eat animal products but that doesn’t mean I can’t swallow.